wear it like a crown

Caesar: Who is it in the press that calls on me? / I hear a tongue shriller than all the music / Cry “Caesar!” Speak, Caesar is turn’d to hear.
Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March.
Caesar: What man is it?
Brutus: A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.

(Julius Caesar, I, ii)

…but while the late Leonardo Cimino may not exactly be a household name, mention Scary German Guy and there should be more than a few ears pricking up from Monster Squad fanatics like myself. The role may have been small, but it gave the film a huge injection of soul, helping elevate The Monster Squad from mere B-movie status to something truly dear to the hearts of many.

(source: brutalashell.com)

Ann: Condoms…
Tom: 48 of ‘em. A different flavor for each hour.
Ann: We’re not dating anymore, ok? Get out. 

(But, Ann. All those dong-bags were gonna go inside you!)

1. Copy
2. Transform
3. Combine

Woke up to discover that fucknojerrygergich reblogged our Ben & (Dammit!) Jerry’s “What the F*CK is a German Muffin” Ice Cream mock-up.

Feelin’ pretty good about that.
Thanks, man!