May 11, 2012

“Did someone just mention a job opening? ‘cause guess who got two thumbs and was cleared of insurance fraud?”

Jean-Ralphio, dance up on me!

March 8, 2012
Just a little 48-hour anniversary gift.

Ann: Condoms…
Tom: 48 of ‘em. A different flavor for each hour.
Ann: We’re not dating anymore, ok? Get out. 

(But, Ann. All those dong-bags were gonna go inside you!)

March 2, 2012

shermbe:

it’s the new planking.

“It’s like this weird, disgusting, local quirk.”

(Source: tacoboutthatbutt)

February 28, 2012
shermbe:

Jim O’Heir (Jerry) and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) have seen our picture



(GPOY)

shermbe:

Jim O’Heir (Jerry) and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) have seen our picture

(GPOY)

(Source: tacoboutthatbutt)

February 28, 2012

Woke up to discover that fucknojerrygergich reblogged our Ben & (Dammit!) Jerry’s “What the F*CK is a German Muffin” Ice Cream mock-up.

Feelin’ pretty good about that.
Thanks, man!