May 11, 2012

“Did someone just mention a job opening? ‘cause guess who got two thumbs and was cleared of insurance fraud?”

Jean-Ralphio, dance up on me!

May 10, 2012
I’ve considered doing this in the past.…actually, I’m almost certain I have.

I’ve considered doing this in the past.
…actually, I’m almost certain I have.

(via bbook)

March 8, 2012
Just a little 48-hour anniversary gift.

Ann: Condoms…
Tom: 48 of ‘em. A different flavor for each hour.
Ann: We’re not dating anymore, ok? Get out. 

(But, Ann. All those dong-bags were gonna go inside you!)

March 2, 2012

shermbe:

it’s the new planking.

“It’s like this weird, disgusting, local quirk.”

(Source: tacoboutthatbutt)

February 29, 2012
abovethefog:

Simple Demands | FOG

BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE…

abovethefog:

Simple Demands | FOG

BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE…

February 28, 2012
shermbe:

Jim O’Heir (Jerry) and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) have seen our picture



(GPOY)

shermbe:

Jim O’Heir (Jerry) and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) have seen our picture

(GPOY)

(Source: tacoboutthatbutt)

February 28, 2012

Woke up to discover that fucknojerrygergich reblogged our Ben & (Dammit!) Jerry’s “What the F*CK is a German Muffin” Ice Cream mock-up.

Feelin’ pretty good about that.
Thanks, man!

February 27, 2012

or…


(via jizzandthepuss-deactivated20120)

February 27, 2012

February 24, 2012
(714): So we’ll go out later for condoms and cake batter frozen pizza…aka grocery shopping for champions.

(714): So we’ll go out later for condoms and cake batter frozen pizza…
aka grocery shopping for champions.

(Source: textsfrompawnee)

January 30, 2012
Truth. Some witches live in the suburbs of New Jersey.

Truth. Some witches live in the suburbs of New Jersey.

(Source: asofterpawnee)

January 23, 2012

kristenwiig:

January 23, 2012

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