“Did someone just mention a job opening? ‘cause guess who got two thumbs and was cleared of insurance fraud?”

Jean-Ralphio, dance up on me!
“Did someone just mention a job opening? ‘cause guess who got two thumbs and was cleared of insurance fraud?”

Jean-Ralphio, dance up on me!
Ann: Condoms…
Tom: 48 of ‘em. A different flavor for each hour.
Ann: We’re not dating anymore, ok? Get out.
(But, Ann. All those dong-bags were gonna go inside you!)
Jim O’Heir (Jerry) and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) have seen our picture

(GPOY)
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Woke up to discover that fucknojerrygergich reblogged our Ben & (Dammit!) Jerry’s “What the F*CK is a German Muffin” Ice Cream mock-up.

Feelin’ pretty good about that.
Thanks, man!
(714): So we’ll go out later for condoms and cake batter frozen pizza…
aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Clicky-click: http://tomhaverfoods.com/